Entry onto the online galleon of web delights

This is a secret but I have been putting off starting a blog. Levelling up my skinning on world of warcraft, eating cupcakes. going for run. Indeed life has been moving on quite well in the absence of this almighty blog. What can I say things have been changing. I have recently moved down to Melbourne and have been busy catching trams so that I may validate not only myself but my ticket.

So why put off such a wonderful thing as blog Bart?

Well good question. To be honest I am not really sure. It seems that there are just so many interesting distracting things to do during a day that as bedtime rolls around it is much to late for me to do that yoga routine let alone start the blog.

The very thing that I am starting the blog on is distracting me. Damn you YouTube with your endless tangents and user choice. Damn you facebook with your trickle of updates and photos.

Let me clarify, when I say I am starting a blog on the Internet I do not mean this blog will be about the Internet. Well it might have some Internet involved in it but mainly this blog will be about waffle, foolishness and wacky zingers. NO when I say I am starting a blog on the Internet I mean on the Internet like a sailor is on a boat. As if a sailor/blog could be anywhere else. Like someone is indeed blogging on chunks of wood in their backyard with a chisel. Like blogging has been going on for a long time and exists over a wide span of history and mediums. I think the closest thing to blogging would be soapboxes or the opinion section of the paper. There is no ancient blog stone waiting to be found in Egypt. Well I don't think so. If there is then I welcome myself to this age old tradition of writing bollocks by putting on my blogger's and hat and cane, get ready for some piece of mind lightning bolts while I do the almighty blog summoning dance.

Stone Henge is merely an old blog. The druids were the first geeks, posting comments with magic crayon under the moonlight. Under close inspection you can see the wtfs and lols still there today. It fell into ruin when the head druid did a particularly racy post about God and the shape of the earth and everyone rated it so low blogging was then outlawed and pushed deep into the underground.

So I am pretty much a druid now. I am pretty much wielding old magics. Don't FUCK with the blog druid k thx bai.